Here are some great office clearing tips from “Short girl, Long name”.
Pomegranates: Simplified
12 JanWhen I was young, long before I knew of the various health benefits of pomegranates, I loved to eat them.
I have not eaten many poms in adulthood, however, because of the hassle of opening them. I guess I’ve gotten lazy. Or, maybe it has something to do with the fact that adults have to clean up their own messes…
If you have never tried to separate one yourself, and have only bought the bottled juice or the ready-to-eat arils, you may not know how messy and awkward opening a pomegranate can be, or about the dark juice staining your fingers and clothing… and, oh, whatever else it may touch.
Then again, perhaps you have heard about it, and that is why you never bothered to attempt it.
Once, I cheerfully bought a package of ready-to-eat pomegranate, cleverly saving myself the trouble. Sadly, I wasn’t able to eat the entire package on my own, and I don’t like to waste food, so I encouraged one of the children to try some. Well, he tried some alright, but unbeknownst to me the arils had been in the refrigerator too long by then, and they had fermented. Pomegranate wine, anyone?
This wasn’t the first time a child in this house acted like I had poisoned him. I am a good cook — a safe cook! – don’t worry. There is simply a flair for drama around here. But, you never can tell when it might be a legitimate response, so I ate an aril myself, just to prove that I think they are very tasty, and it wasn’t some kind of mean trick I had played on the kid.
The taste was similar to the smell of rubbing alcohol. Just…so awful. I probably made the same pained face that he did. Another lesson learned. Now I always taste things before offering them. Oh, and I don’t eat pomegranate arils if they are purple instead of red.
Oops! Now I’m making pomegranates sound very unappealing with my anecdote. Normally, poms are great, I promise. I especially enjoy them in salads, but I’ll eat them straight.
Someone recently told me about an underwater method of preparing pomegranates and I decided to try it out. I was quite pleased with the results.
If you have ever been tempted by the sight of a whole pomegranate in the market, but felt intimidated by it, you might be interested in trying this method.
Basic directions: Cut off the top or crown of the pomegranate and make shallow cuts in the outside peel, following the natural sections of the fruit. Fill a large bowl with water. (I used a pot.) Pull apart the sections and loosen the arils in the water. The white membrane will float and the arils will sink. Remove the membrane and strain the arils. Enjoy.
Readers who prefer to SEE the process can find some illustrated directions here. (Thanks to eHow.com)
I tried it with a hardened, older pomegranate which is why I didn’t take pictures of it myself. Mine had lost its luscious red color and looked dry and highly unsuitable for promotional material. Opening my particular pomegranate was a bit tricky because the skin was no longer flexible. Ideally, I think the peel should bend back. It was more of a breaking apart process with my hardened peel, but I was still able to remove the arils underwater without a mess. I’m sure it would be even easier with a fresher pomegranate.
I tested an aril just to be safe (like I said, lesson learned), but truthfully, I didn’t have a use for so much pomegranate today. Since I had opened an older fruit to begin with, I was obviously concerned about repeating the fermentation incident. Luckily, pomegranate arils can be frozen or dried. I decided to freeze the arils to toss into some muffins at a later date.
Persimmons are pretty good, too… but, I haven’t figured them out yet!
My So-Called Clean Surface
30 OctGuess what? I’m not perfect. Hopefully, this is not a surprise to you.
I like to write about Simplicity–some of the ways I try to make life smoother, more efficient, and more relaxed.
Sometimes I also write about Chaos–which is often closer to reality. I aim for more simplicity than chaos, but life doesn’t always work out that way.
Today is October 30th, and there are some things I had committed to do this month that have not happened yet, and I can forget about doing them on Halloween. The commitments were only to myself, so no one else will be disappointed. This month started out with Simplicity, but it has been full of sick children, visiting relatives, business obligations, the death of a family friend…and let’s not forget my November 2nd mail-in ballot, that isn’t completed and will need to be hand delivered in a few days. Chaos!
So, I’m not as ahead of the holidays as I would like to be (see \”Getting Ahead of The Holidays\” post), but that is exactly why I like to start so early; I want to make sure everything gets done. I had planned to address some holiday card envelopes this month, but I only got as far as placing the boxes of cards on the mantle.
And while I am on the topic of Chaos, my zen closet (see \”My Zen Closet\” post) is getting cleaned this week, because it is not-so-zen right now. Not to mention the fact that my bed is not made today (see \”Why Making The Bed Makes a Difference\” post) and, I have even started writing a draft on how to prevent paper clutter—while my coffee table is covered in election booklets and ballots, and there are few pieces of mail on the floor.
The simple truth is that my own struggles with Chaos are the very reason I feel qualified to write about Simplicity. I do often triumph over the Chaos, and I have figured out what works and what doesn’t. I battle clutter, I get behind in my tasks at times, I sometimes change my mind, and I even measure wrong (see \”A Tale of Two Measurements\” post), but I don’t give up.
I am being honest in every post, about the Simplicity I strive for–and very often achieve! It’s an ongoing process, however. No surface is ever clean for long, and I am constantly working at it. This was a messy month, and there will be others, for me… and for all of you, I am sure.
Hand-brain Coordination
1 AugI gesture when I talk. Unfortunately, I also gesture when I think.
My hands flail around unconsciously in quiet moments. My husband gives me strange looks. What was that?, he asks. Usually, I have no idea what he means, and I try to convince myself I have missed some small sound or event. Maybe a bug just flew too close to his face.
But I can’t deny it any longer. I have caught myself “thought-gesturing” more frequently. Sometimes it happens while I’m driving alone. Last week, at a traffic light, a pedestrian passing in front of my car became confused by my gestures and stopped walking, wearing a concerned expression.
I don’t know what my unintentional hand movements may signify to strangers. I’m really hoping I don’t set off some kind of road rage by briefly making eye contact with another driver while simultaneously– and inexplicably– flopping my wrist, or flicking a finger or thumb.
If you happen to see a woman moving her hands around for no apparent reason, don’t worry, she’s probably just thinking really hard.
Rags and Riches
26 JulI would make an excellent rich person. I have never been in such a position, nor do I expect to be, at any time in my life… But, naturally, I am convinced if I ever were to become wealthy, I would be good at it.
Films depict such miserable wealthy people—”people with more money than sense”, as my mother would say. They always seem to be boozing it up, cheating on spouses, shouting at people, taking over companies in a hostile manner, complaining about trivial details, ignoring or spoiling their children, and planning unnecessarily elaborate social events in order to impress people they don’t even like.
This is not what I meant by saying I would be good at it—this is not the “it” to which I refer. I could do much better.
I do not assume that this is an accurate characterization of all those with excessive funds. In fact, I believe these portrayals to be designed to make average film viewers feel smug about their own happiness in less grand circumstances.
It works…on me, at least. I am happy, and smug.
**(Photo Note: This photo was taken at my wedding, credit to Mark Stover of Santa Cruz, CA, 2005)
A Shopping List (to read before shopping for clothing)
17 Mar1. When you shop for clothes, always wear something you know looks great on you. Anything you buy should look as least as good as the clothing in which you arrived.
2. If you like it, but you don’t think the style will work on you, try it on anyway. You may be surprised.
3. If it isn’t a durable fabric with durable stitching, it is “disposable clothing”. When it is stretched, shrunken, unraveled, threadbare, or covered in “pills”, you will wonder what you ever saw in it.
4. Printed separates are hard to match. Think solid.
5. Dark colors look great on young people, but brighter, lighter colors reflect a youthful light onto an older face.
6. Don’t buy something because it is “the new trend”. Buy something that you will still want to wear in five years.
7. If you are likely to spend a lot of time tugging it up, down, or sideways, you will not be comfortable wearing the item, and it will not leave the closet.
8. A great necklace, scarf, shoe or bag can make all the difference with simple clothing.
9. Buying something ON SALE will not save you any money…if you will never wear it.
10. When you feel tired or discouraged, GO HOME.
Feet per Second
12 Feb
Sunday morning dreams dissolve
into muffled thumps of socked feet
hurtling toward the kitchen
2.5 per second.
That glass of water
isn’t going to fill itself
and there is playing to be done.

